he sure customized the delivery experience

Tumblr releasing a very corporately worded product plan to a community that threatens murder-suicide when the color blue in the background changes slightly: "I'm sure this will be met with a reasonable response."

EDIT: holy shit 19k notes in 24 hours on an original post never happened before in my 10 years on here I love you all

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

heartening saga honestly

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

8 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, 384 hours for what we will...

“in-ear headphones are bad for your hearing” actually they’re perfect because the music is inside of you

terfs be like i’m joining the fight against restrictive gender roles on the side of the restrictive gender roles